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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:00
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Sun unleashes monster solar storm: Rare G4 alert issued for earth - ScienceDaily
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Still no good.
How can a 54-year-old man build muscle without using steroids?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Tucker Barnhart Elects Free Agency - MLB Trade Rumors
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hegseth warns China poses 'imminent' threat to Taiwan and urges Asia to boost defence - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If Iran’s Oil Is Cut Off, China Will Pay the Price - WSJ
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Roberts: Chance Of Ohtani Pitching Before All-Star Break Is "North Of Zero" - MLB Trade Rumors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.